In the Philippines, they crucify people on Holy Week.
In fact, the guy who has done it 28 years running would like to retire. But this year, the town council can’t find a suitable replacement.
So he’s sticking to his nails. Because he’s a believer.
And, if Gov. Mike Pence were serious about that Religious Freedom Restoration Act of his –as being for real and not just some legislation handcrafted at the local Hobby Lobby to keep liberal folk from dictating stuff like gay marriage and abortion into their conservative lives–then I’d say the Philippines, America’s First Colony, may have inspired a simple solution.
On Good Friday, Pence should stage a public crucifixion at the Indiana State House.
You know, an Indy Golgotha kind of thing.
And Pence can be the penitent.
Really show off his faith in his bad law. Go hog wild. Maybe even have a big concert or a DJ giving it a whole rave kind of flavor.
Invite gays, all the minorities in Indiana, make it a real party.
Then maybe we can take Pence at his word, that the law is no license to discriminate but rather a license to practice religion, however extreme.
And he’s the example.
And think of the business. You know, those crucifixions in the Philippines draw thousands. More than an Easter Egg hunt.
If he did that on Friday, I’d be ready for the Final Four by the weekend.
But I got to see Pence willing to, as they say, get his nails done.
Until then, I’m not buying anything Pence is saying about that bad law.
And after today, he doesn’t even have the “April Fool” excuse.
Don’t know if he’s really got a better option–beyond ripping up the law and forgetting it ever happened.
He’s already shown he’s willing to commit political suicide in the name of conservative anti-gay religious zealots.
Let’s give him a chance to redeem himself on a the cross.
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